i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer
but its winter
please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries
playground jokes was always funny if u was a hood kid member we’d clown kids family left n right shit was fucked up man
i remember one time this white boy called my dad an orangutan and i made fun of his momma for ten minutes and he started crying because his mom was either in the hospital or dead or something. and i shrugged and said i wasn’t sorry. i had to go to the guidance counselor everyday for two weeks straight.
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
When your moms listening to your story but she’s still gonna beat your ass anyway